2009 crappy holiday song remakes

HOLIDAY ANTHEMS TO PROFOUND LAZINESS AND STUPOR
1) “I need to get back into fitness” (sung to “I’m dreaming of a white christmas”)
i need to get back into fitness
my waist’s continuing to grow
gotta quit my bitchin’
get the sweat to glisten,
and give malasadas a furlough.

i need to get back into fitness
maybe i’ll even start tonight
until then, i’ll try to feel contrite
about giving that gingerbread a bite.

i need to get back into fitness
maybe i’ll even start tonight
until then, i’ll try to feel contrite
about giving that gingerbread a bite.

2) “Let it grow!” (sung to “Let it Snow”)
oh the grass outside is frightful
it’s been growing day and nightful
and since i don’t want to mow
let it grow, let it grow, let it grow

it doesn’t show signs of stopping
even though their bangs needs cropping
and since i’m a lazy schmoe
let it grow, let it grow, let it grow

when you finally assert your might
and kick me out on the yard
i’ll be napping and out of sight
hardly working, not working hard!

i’m a schmuck, there’s no denying
and the grass is still up-high-ing
but as long as you love me so
let it grow, let it grow, let it grow!