We recently received our poll results from the New Hampshire primary. Here they are:
Suburbians rule! (100%)
A group of candidates (In Marsilani, In Shadows, In ...) were tied at 50%.
Surprisingly, "Tied to a stake that's driven into frozen winter shit" received no votes whatsoever. A disappointment for this thoroughly wordy campaign, which hearkens back to Radiohead "OK Computer" lyrics, and to possibly better times.
The libertarian "None of Your Damned Business" also received zero votes, which implies that, yes, IT IS OUR DAMNED BUSINESS...
Read up on your mythology, and participate in our next poll, which determines yet again how a freakishly small percentage of the entire population of the United States can determine who wins and who dies! The FATE of the universe is just a click of the button away (... or not).
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